Roger Ebert says "This Site Now Better Than Deuce Bigalow:European Gigolo"
Attention all six of you! This site is now officially "the bomb"! A very special thanks to Baby Jewels for the designing of, as Focus on the Family's Dr. James Dobson says, "the greatest blog EVER created!" With the redesign of this blog, I will now be changing the format as well. Get ready for the Captain's hilarious new blog about silly things that happen while walking my dog. Thanks again Jewels. The Bomb!
Fignuts!!!!!!!
Fignuts!!!!!!!
posted by the captain at 6:51 AM
11 Comments:
Hey Captain,
You got that up quick (nope, I'm leaving it. my new family values policy)
Your proportions are off. I think you may have either stretched the logo lengthwise or you need to change the height/weigth settings in your code. They are 700 and 199. If you keep it 700 the 199 should be changed to 464. I think that should do it.
I look forward to the dog walking stories.
I still love the logo. And I, too, look forward to the dog-walking stories.
Fignuts! (?)
Nice logo Captain....Remember my boy. It's not how far you go, it's how go you far!!!
Captain,
If the border is driving you crazy. And by that I mean the border is driving me crazy. Go into your template, and look for this:
#header {
width:760px;
margin:0 auto 10px;
border:0px solid #333;
Try doing one of two things, change the width to 780 or so or put the border to 0. Remember only preview first. Should solve the problem.
okay, one more thing (then I'll go back to the compulsive handwashing)
between the */header and the */content
under both #blog title and #description look for
border:1px and try changing it to 0px and preview. I'm trying to get that faint line around the logo off. For you. I'm calling my therapist.
Now that's FROSTY! As soon as I get my new logo up, I will be as cool as all y'all.
I wasn't sure if I was at the right blog when the page first opened, but it is awesome. And any blog that takes pot shots at James Dobson is fine by me. And I'm part of The Captain's blogging crew...
Blake
I am so fired up.
The logo reminds me of the time I was cruising in my friends t-top camero and we were siippin' on Captain Morgan's rum. And then he asked me if we wanted to double-up on a girl and we did and our plums touched. We never spoke again. Sad story.
How many times can a man apologize! Plum-bumping is just an occupational hazzard! And for the record, I called you last.
HEy, Dr. Dobson is cool.
By cool, I mean he's a stiff corpse when it comes to having fun. Not to mention he's whored himself for Bush, and is misleading his sheep into dangerous pastures of ignorance and stupidity.
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